Responsible Monster Gambling
Here at the Doomslaughter Bros Casino, we are strong supporters of responsible gambling. Addiction is one demon we are still keen on hunting, which is why we would like to offer some tips on how to slay within your limits.
Tip #1: Do not sell your soul for more chips
If any sort of devil or mysterious figure makes you an offer that seems too good to be true—well, it probably is. Andy Doomslaughter actually sold his soul back in 2016, and he hasn’t been quite the same since. We know that getting rid of your soul might be tempting, but it is one bargaining chip that you will be glad you held on to.
Tip #2: Do not gamble when you’re angry or stressed
We understand that some of our clients are prone to… well, let’s call them “outbursts.” If you had a rough night at work or recently lost a loved one to a monster slayer, gambling may seem like a quick way to vent your frustrations. That said, we have seen enough rabid werewolves and rampaging kaiju in our day to know that chasing the dragon isn’t going to improve your mood.
Tip #3: Be careful with your blood intake
Although we are happy to serve our patrons some of the finest blood-based drinks, we also want to remind you to know your limits. We all remember the time that Dracula had a bit too much to drink and then started saying some incredibly outdated things about mummies, and nobody wants a repeat of that.